From Kielder ti the werl,
The North Tyne folks is canny folks
But them that lives i’ Bellingjum’s
The canniest o’ them erl.
An’ when ye come amang us, y’oure
As welcome as can be,
Ye’ll find that wor hospitabul
An’ open-hearted tee.
But if ye plan te settle heor,
Ye’ll hatta leorn the rules’
We divvent like the cocky yins,
An’ canna bide the fools.
For if amang us canny folks
Ye wish it be elect,
Nee hang for reputation, ye
Must eaorn your ahn respect.
An’ when ye’ve bin heor fifty yeor,
An’ nivvor made a fuss, -
Then – mebbies – we’ll be kind te ye
And cerl ye – ‘Yin of us!
From “Canny Bit Verse”, 1994. ISBN 0-9524649-0-X Published by the author.
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